i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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