Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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