made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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