i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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