I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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