So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my being single is dangerous.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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