Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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