There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
