addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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