On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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