In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
