I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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