I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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