are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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