Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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