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i wish my penis had a tongue
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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