I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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