I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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