you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The power of my boobs compel you
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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