Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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