I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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