when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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