just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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