I think im going to throw up on grandma
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
