So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I will be naked everywhere
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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