Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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