i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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