Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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