found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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