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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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