Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
