im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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