my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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