you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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