I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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