I don't think brook has ever known best
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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