You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
The air taste purple.
Randomize
