i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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