Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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