I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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