maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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