Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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