ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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