yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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