I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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