Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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