I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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