physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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