Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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