I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Randomize